Introducing 2021's newest must have product:

Bald Snacks

Do you like snacks that AREN'T young? Come on down for snacks that are balding! We don't know why!

"I don't have to pull anything out of my tongue!"

"I don't have to pull anything out of my tongueeeee!"

"I no longer have to buy razors from dollar shave club for my food!"

"We will PAY YOU to get these out of our hands. We have scientifically engineered whatever these things are, I don't know how.""

"this is sooooo smmmmooootttthhhh"